‘Pharmaceuticals’

There are supply chain issues at the moment which means that all medicine packages will be sent without any contents.  However, customers may place peppermints, chocolate buttons or jelly beans into the packets as guaranteed-to-work placebos.

With our imminent departure from the EU, it will not be possible to provide the “medications” listed on the packaging before the end of October 2019. On November 1st 2019, we are confident that we will fail to seek NICE approval for these patently ridiculous products. However, if they make the recipients smile, we know that this simple activity will help with general well-being. Research indicates that laughter is still one of the best medicines:

Our various “medications” can be used to provoke discomfort and joy at dinner parties and other gatherings. They can be bought individually or as a special variety pack.